you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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