Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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