Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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