She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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