her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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