help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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