my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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