Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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