You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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