on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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