At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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