I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Boobs speak an international language.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Someone signed my nipple.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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