i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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