look no pants
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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