Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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