By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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