I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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