FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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