That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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