the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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