This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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