PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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