Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'm at about main and main street
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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