i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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