Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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