Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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