yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i think i have herpe
just one?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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