I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
There's always time for handjobs
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
