So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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