I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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