Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
My bed smells like the plague
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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