what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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