Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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