needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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