I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
My breasts were aching with rage.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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