Me. At least after what I've been through.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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