question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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