I wannas sexs uuuuu
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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