im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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