Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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