Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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