You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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