It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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