Need sex. Gaining weight.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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