Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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