i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
stop calling my apartment porn island.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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