I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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