At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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