quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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