Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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